Have You Seen Marlina?

She was last seen at a ski resort in Pennsylvania being felt up by a Hooters girl and hanging out with some guy in a Tigger outfit. If you have any info on her whereabouts, please send it to Todd Oliver. He was asking around about her the other day between fits of spouting something off about a f*cking Cheeseburglar or something.

Anyway, on to the reason we’re all here.

To make Greg happy that people are posting in the blog.

For the noobs, please allow me to introduce myself (I’m a man of wealth and taste…).

The name’s Dave. I’m a marching guy. Nice to meet you.

I’ll be around occasionally, spouting off about this and that, or that and this, but mostly this and that.

Speaking of the Tigger outfit, here’s something that I can put in my personal hall of fame: I uploaded a pic of the costume in question on Myspace the other day (those who are wondering what I’m talking about…check out the Crunchy Frog pics from 04), and within 10 minutes, some random dude from NY sends me a message saying something like “you should be shot for wearing that outfit, you f*ckin’ homo!”

At least I think that’s what he said. The way the guy wrote, it looked like he was trying to speak Esperanto or something.

Anyway, that’s enough drivel from me. See you on the field ($1 to Gilman).

Dave

p.s. I took a voiceover class last year from the guy who does the voice of the Hamburglar. (Really!)


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